Pedos are invading Brunei?

So the police are starting a campaign of alerting us of child-sex tourists.

...dude, don't tell me there actually ARE brothels in Brunei, let alone underaged ones. In this peaceful and harmonious society Brunei has, this thing is unthinkable to be happening in our own shores.

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Okay. I know I'm just a naive Belait guy who doesn't know anything about Bandar and its gangster night life. Since I've been here I've been in culture shock a fair amount of times. Probably you city slickers know better than I do. But I don't want to know anyway.

Anyway, the real point of this entry is to make fun of the few stickers around at the moment.

At UBD:

CHILD-SEX TOURISTS
DON'T TURN AWAY. TURN THEM IN.

At primary schools:

CHILD-SEX TOURISTS
DON'T TURN THEM ON. TURN THEM IN.

...lol

Serves you right

Because we're not coming.

Hmm

Okay, I didn't go to UBD on Saturday, I'm sorry. But I will next week. Hopefully.

Next week I'll finally start to make myself drive. It's hard to find motivation to. Unless of course, it's for food... mmm food...

And day by day I'm starting to like my ever-elongating hair. Yes it's annoying to the ears and soon the eyes, but I'm starting to look a bit good. That's hard to say for someone like me.

Assessment of the Champions League final

Milan 2 Liverpool 1

It was there for Liverpool's taking. First half Liverpool dominated, hands down, and could have finished one or two of those chances but I thought Zenden was crap and slow. Pennant was wasteful too, and by the 30-minute mark I was thinking, this is going to bite them in the ass because it's often the case when a team on the back foot score against the run of play after the dominant team doesn't convert their chances for that long.

Before the game I've tipped Milan to win, yes, but Liverpool should be commended for the first 60 minutes for closing Milan down. My man was Mascherano - and as soon as he left replaced by Crouch, it led to the crucial second Inzaghi goal.

Now, as in typical Mourinho fashion, I say the best team didn't win the match, but I have no qualms for Milan winning their 8th European cup. Sir Alex tipped them to win and he is always right...

Another empty season for England on the European front (save Newcastle's InterToto) despite having such an advantage at even the semi-final stage. It's such a save-face that Germany are sucking on it more, else England would lose their top-3 UEFA 5-year-aggregation for European competition allocations.

My toilet habits are getting worse

I forgot to bring my towel in the bathroom for the third time this week.

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Dammit.

Mila is a Chelsea fan

ARGH WTF NO WTS

I blame everything on AF. Since the start it has been such an annoyance to my life. Now they cost Man U the FA Cup D: I hope Man U don't come to Malaysia. Because unlike what they're saying, they actually don't care about the real football that's being played.

That said, I have to admit, both events on the night had a deserved winner. Mila raped everyone's ears, Chelsea raped Man U's half, but nobody really knew who will really win until near the end.

FREEDOM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MY EXAMS ARE OVER D:D:D:D:D:D:!!!

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but I think not. Oh well, just enjoy the break.

... I wanna keep my hair! I won't cut it until next sem. Too bad you won't see me much, like always.

I so love the Premier League

Of the 3 teams that could go down, they picked my least-favourite of the three xD

That's what you get for not playing Ahmed Fathi, Li Tie, Luton Shelton and Nicky Law. That's what you get for using Championship number fonts on the last day. Sheff United, it's been a great season but you've let me down too many times. I like your manager and half of your players but I like the other teams more.

But best of all, Man U's 9th title is own. I am one of the few Bruneian fans who have loved them even before they got their first (started in '89, yo) and yea, glory glory~

On a related note about Man U, the way the Malaysians are begging them to go down there and disobey the AFC is daft and moot when they're also scheduling their most popular reality TV show final on the same day and TIME as the FA Cup Final at the new Wembley.

I'd rather listen to the Red Devil fans at Wembley than some sucky amateurs. The former is the better music to my ears.

20 years of age + 31 years of experience

Happy birthday to my parents~

My dad's was yesterday, while my mom's is today. Yes they were only born one day apart.

It's showtime

Exam week starts tomorrow... good luck to all of you.